When I was little, my parents used to take me and my brothers to the mini-golf courses. My dad was a talented liar but never the smartest man. I was standing right near by when he told the clerk my age, and in order to save some money he said I was younger than I was. When you're little you don't understand things like that, so I corrected my father as soon as he said it. I'm sure he was regretting it when I said "no daddy I'm three".