I met a lady once at a place I worked at, that told me she just came back from Germany. She was married to a man in the military who got stationed over there. I took German in high school, so I could see myself enjoying my time there. She told me she didn't like that there weren't many English speakers (well duh), and Germany doesn't have any Waffle Houses. I asked her why she returned to America and she said "to get a divorce". If she has a new spouse now (it's been almost ten years since then), I hope she loves him more than waffles.