Tuesday, February 23, 2016

British Man Becomes Mister Cheeseburger

Just recently a British man formerly known as Simon Smith officially turned his name into Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Apparently the reason wasn't so much based on a love for food, but more of a funny name after a night of drinking with friends. Mr. Cheeseburger  is engaged and I can only imagine his bride might not be too happy to become Mrs. Cheeseburger. Despite everything, Bacon Double Cheeseburger says he has no regrets about it. 


  1. Good grief. I wonder one day will he regret it!

  2. Maybe the Bride to be is called "Miss Lollipops Marigold Soda Fudges"!!!
    Lets hope when they "tie the knot" they don't hyphenate the two names!!
    Now that would be quite a mouthful - ha ha.
    Where do you dig some of these gems up from, Adam???

  3. It's okay -- his bride's name is Mushroom-and-Swiss.

  4. Presumably, he's not looking for a job in medicine or law or anything like that.

    Or the priesthood.

  5. Mrs. Cheeseburger will get over it, just like Mrs. Chatterbox got over her name.